Forum - Viagra

This elderly gentleman tells his doctor he needs help. "My girlfriend is coming over on Friday, my ex is coming over on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday! Doc, you gotta help me." The doctor says, "Well, I don't like perscribing that much Viagra to someone of your age in such a short amount of time...but I'll do it on one condition, that you come in on Monday and let me check you over." The guy agrees.

Monday, he comes in to the doctors office with his arm in a sling. "What happened?" The doc asks in surprise. "Nobody showed up." The man replies.