Sex Education!!!

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day when he asked his teacher a question, "Please Miss," he said, "What's a Penis?"

The teacher thought it was an excellent question so she told the whole class that it would be their homework for the night.

When little Johnny got home he immediately went to his father and asked him what a penis is.

His father undid his trousers and said, "Look son, that's a penis."

Johnny was very pleased that it had been so easy to do his homework.

The next morning, on his way to school he met Mary but she was in floods of tears.

"Why are you crying?" he asked.

"Well I wasn't able to do my homework," she sobbed. "Nobody would tell me what a penis is."

"OK, I'll help you," said little Johnny.

As he undid his trousers he said to Mary, "Look, you see this? Well, this is a Dick. A penis is about three inches shorter!"

This is a cute joke.....thanks!

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cute nice joke....

Thanks a lot 12pleaseu and prettyliciousbabe... You'll sure enjoy this one...

Sign Language

Once upon a time, there was a bridge between an American held territory and a Polish Country. An American soldier was assigned to walk and guard the bridge, so did the Polish. The American soldier was given strict orders not to talk with the Polish soldier as they met at the center of the bridge on each patrol.

The American became bored, so obeying orders not to talk; he decided sign language was OK. On the next pass, he gestured by putting both hands above his head and moving his fingers as he brought his hands down (asking of course, are you in the paratroops?)

The Polish soldier frowned and passed on by.

The next pass the American took his right hand two fingers and walked them down his left arm (you must be in the ground troops?)

The Polish soldier frowned again.

The next pass the American took his left hand and made a circle with his index finger and thumb, and inserted his right index finger through the circle (you must be in artillery?)

The Polish soldier threw down his rifle and ran off the bridge!!

The American's CO called the American soldier in and asked, "What in the hell did you say to that Polish soldier?!!!"

The American said, "Nothing, just some sign language."

The American CO said, "Do you know what he told his CO? He told his CO that you told him 'When the sun comes down...I'm going to walk across this bridge to your camp... and Fuck you in the Asshole!!!"

Very good joke and very funny too....lol! Thanks again.

Thank you make me laugh. You post good jokes. Very funny.