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An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.
The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that
we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, an d
have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An American Texan doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way
behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in
the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking
for work.'
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