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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.
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> The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in
> a while "the lights would turn off."
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> Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
> However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
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> She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
> restroom?
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> The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue
> of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
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> "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
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> So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
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> After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just
> long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !
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> She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did
> they applaud for me? Just because I went to the restroom?"
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> "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you
> like a drink?"
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> "No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
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> "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf
> on that statue, the lights go out.
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> Now, how about that drink?"
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