Does anybody know why so many Indian men, all under the age of 35, are calling me from this site?

I kid you not when I say that since I came to my Toronto base, I've had two calls a month [in average] from young men from India calling me up saying they saw my profile on this site. I've always patiently talked to them to see where the conversation would take us and in all cases the conversations would average 40 minutes. I also found a pattern in these conversations: they start with seemingly genuine interest and always progress to irrelevant personal questions. And half of these callers even called me back the next two days after the first call got interrupted and cut off. Two of these men have openly asked me whether I'd provide them with permits to move to Canada to which I said that I was not an immigration lawyer!

Now seriously, if you're one of these men reading this, get real and stop this - I always spot your silly tricks for miles, I just don't let you know and act as if nothing happened. It's not fair to waste my time and again, I'm not an immigration lawyer. Besides, Canada doesn't need immigrants of low intellectual quality!

And if you're not one of these men but are still reading this, then watch out for these rascals and if you cross paths with them, tell them to get lost.