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A Boy and His Cock - Show and Tell.

I'm so excited about this topic I may cross-post it in every blog I own.Ha.Lucky you.

So anyway listen to this for a little giggle. I sometimes say to certain gents if the mood takes me words like 'You've nothing to be shy about' , or words to that effect when I see their penis . I'm not trying to blow horns (hahaha yes I hear you tittering at the back) it's just if I like the feel and look of a man's penis it seems so rude not to say anything. Snipped or un-snipped, It really doesn't make a whole load of difference to me as long as it's clean etc. Some un-snipped gents don't really like cleaning behind their foreskin do they? Well they don't have to like it as long as they do it. Nothing worse than a dairylea penis. Nasty!

Back to the compliment giving: The standard reply from most men is that A) They think theirs is small (or smaller than most) ((That's funny when I hear it from gentlemen who are hung like horses)) B) that said they've never had any one to compare to.

Indigo to the rescue! Don't get into a difficult situation in the mens urinal when you're trying not to look too obvious when you look down at your fellow pee-ers bits. It could turn nasty.

I found a rather interesting site. Now, had it not been for the very technical descriptions of different penis shapes and sizes I would have just past it off as a bit of goosey gander for the ladies but I think men may find it interesting. (the sound of the wind blowing and the sight of tumble weeds being blown over a dusty and deserted town) Wait for the silence to pass...

Oh go on I'm not perving it's all very scientific. Actually its all to do with an action group who are trying to promote natural penises (they have banners that say - INTACT GENITALS ARE A HUMHAN RIGHT and Pin badges that read - I WISH I WAS INTACT). Bring back the wind and tumbleweeds and lets hope it covers up the roaring laughter.

If there's a pro group I want to know - they probably have t-shirts that read - 'MY BELL END IS FREE - HOORAHH.'

I'm not going to wave the banner for either or as long as the thing is clean and healthy. If you're snipped or not you may still find the link 'interesting'.

<a>http://www.circumstitions.com/Gallery.html</a>

And onto a serious note boys. Don't forget to regularly check your tackle. Tescular cancer is still a big killer. For further information click here, it's a great site.

<a>http://www.checkemlads.com/<a>


Indigo xxx

Added on: 03/28/06 07:49

Comments


jono
03/28/06 09:25
Oh that is soooo funny . But I'm not going to look .. what do you think I am a perv ... lol

Ewwwww !! do you men really come with cheesy ones ? I really must be odd .. when I venture forth for a little fun, it is like a first date .. somehow you are extra clean, nasal hairs clipped, newest underpants etc. Firstly pride and secondly I am sure girls talk on forums like this and I would hate to think it was me that everyone was going ewww yuk about !

As an aformentioned gent and snipped I always think it is nice to get a compliment even in passing. It has happened to me but not because I'm hung like a horse .. average plus I suppose, but coupled to being about 5 foot seven and relatively slim it makes it seem larger than it is


one eyed panda
03/28/06 10:47
Are you sure you aren't penis-infatuated? Giggles.......

I have a suspicion that what this implies is that some guys are not very accustomed to giving themselves an erection or semi-erection in the bath or shower in order to make it easier to clean the penis properly. I can recall receiving oral ithout from a lady wearing what must have been moisture resistant lipstick and it took a long time to remove all the traces.

As for size, I havn't had the chance to do a direct comparison since I won a wee on the ceiling competition in primary school. No I tell a lie a did a foursome a few times years ago and we were about the same size so no embarrassment there.

It seems to be something that few girls do, mention the penis size, especially in glowing terms. When it does happen its a surprise in fact, and being that way I would immediately suspect irony on the loose.


Kimberley
03/28/06 14:11
Oh there is, not seen it for nine months but god was it perfect, making me tingle just thinking about it. Perfect size, shape, colour, no nasty hairs, smooth as a button, oooohhhh it was a nice one. And he knew what to do with it.

Might go and proposition him, you amde me realise how much I missed it!! I did see his cock doulbe the other month and the client nearly pissed himself when I told him. But, unfortunately, it did not function the same.

Now I have erect cock on my brain.


Indigo Galliano
03/29/06 15:47
How interesting One eye. I have to say the mood doesn't always take me to say something - even if I'm enthused by the size. I tell a lie you know it's not just the size. Has the lovely Kimberley mentioned on another comment it also the shape, smoothness etc.
I'm quite fascinated by large tips. I think it's like some men being fascinated by large nipples.

Anyway is there a blog entry about this foursome of yours? :P


Indigo Galliano
03/29/06 15:48
Penny,It's not pornie to enjoy the look of an erect penis. I prefer to look at them erect rather than flacid any day. :)


Indigo Galliano
03/29/06 15:52
Jono there are men that come with cheesy ones. I could write a whole blog about some men's personal hygiene. Particuly in London in Summer!!! I must admit though with men's personal grooming being more prevelent there is more attention given to hygiene. But that said - you still get the odd cheese-stick and to be honest I don't think these men know their cheesy down there. It's like they've cleaned it but dare not pull back their foreskin. I sometimes feel like a nurse...


jono
03/29/06 17:00
What a strange world .. It has to stem from how you were brought up. Not just cleanliness, but knowing and understanding your own body.

Now the nurse sounds fun can I have a bed bath please :-)


Chelsea
03/30/06 02:06
As I read your blog Galliano the image of an erect cock became dominant in my imagination. Like Kimberley I now have a permanent image burnt into my mind. Now I know what screensavers are for. LOL Anyway I love an erect cock and like you it must have had its annual MOT's and daily scrub and yes the bigger the better. Now that's not to say that the smaller characters around don't feature - dynamite comes in small packages - pun intended. Well done Galliano, a great topic for lighthearted banter.


jono
03/30/06 02:39
That is a very interesting comment .. I remember a long time ago a girlfriend saying to me that looking at "playgirl" pictures of naked men was no fun at all

The reason being that they all looked at you from the printed page, with a cheesy smile and a limp penis .. i.e. "Hi sex lady that I'm gazing at .. you don't turn me on" .. Conversely for us boys .. Page 3 pouting lips, mammaries and fulsome botties thrust out .. All 100% green for go signals "Woooaa big boy looking at me, I want you"


one eyed panda
03/31/06 06:45
No and there never will be because my blog is my contribution to understanding life from the punters perspective. This what you might call swinging activity took place in my early twenties and I have passed 50 now, tho some would say my sex drive is still intact, lol. Since it was not part of my life as a punter I only mention these things as passing experience.

If however I participate in a foursome as a punt, which can't b rules out, I might well blog about it.


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